hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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