And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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