Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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