If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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