hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
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She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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