I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
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Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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