i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
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OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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