Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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