We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
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My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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