Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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