I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I think a kid would responsible me up
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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