He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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