I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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