yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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