found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I can text with my tongue
I think I won the penis lottery.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Randomize
