and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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