even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
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Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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