Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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