They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
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He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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