he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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