then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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