he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
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Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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