The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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