So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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