For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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