giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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