why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
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Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
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Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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