people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
