I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
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you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
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Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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