I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
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Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
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I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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