I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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