Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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