I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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