problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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