oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Bring me that man meat
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Randomize
