he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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