his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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