so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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