I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
