Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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