I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I love you. Go after that dick
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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