Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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