Me. At least after what I've been through.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
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NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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