I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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