how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
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Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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