so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
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I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
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She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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