Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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