whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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