no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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