my mouth tastes like poor choices
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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