Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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