I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
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I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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