im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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