just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
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He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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