I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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