scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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