there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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