I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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