I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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